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Feb. 8th, 2007 @ 05:44 pm Over her head...
Current Mood: calmcalm
A mother and daughter outside Starbucks. (daughter is in her 20's)

Daughter- "We should go over and see them now that their children have moved out!"

Mother- "I think they'll be busy revelling in having no children in the house, we shouldn't bother them."

Daughter- "Let's go revel with them then!"


I don't think the daughter caught the inuendo. I actually laughed out loud when the Mom chuckled at her daughter, and then proceeded to explain.

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ashley
ranty_mcmoo:
May. 28th, 2006 @ 11:52 pm (no subject)
"If we were Carlos, we would definitely be having sex with you right now."


-my car, after a cast party. Most of the people in the car were not drunk.
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winterwolfsong:
Jan. 30th, 2006 @ 12:00 am Balls anyone?
Current Mood: chipperchipper
"If you have extra balls, would you please place them on the rack for others to play with"

~Over the intercom at Tacoma Narrow Bowl
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ashley
ranty_mcmoo:
Jan. 17th, 2006 @ 10:43 pm Aspies
Overheard at Chuck E. Cheese:

Parents of Asperger's child #1) Say goodbye to your new friend.

Asperger's child #1) No.

Parents of Asperger's child #1) C'mon, be nice and say goodbye.

Asperger's child #1) No.

Asperger's child #2, turning to his own parents, referring to Asperger's child #1) I can tell he has wayyyyyy more Asperger's than I do!
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me cartoony
f1ymetothemoon:
Jan. 17th, 2006 @ 06:55 pm Mmmm....
Current Mood: bouncybouncy
"I look pretty good in most sweet, tasty condiments."

- me at work
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dita
duckyfun:
Jan. 6th, 2006 @ 11:40 pm (no subject)
During Spanish Class:
"Well... gravity isn't going to answer your prayers."
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leafy seadragon
evil_overlords:
Jan. 1st, 2006 @ 04:35 pm This takes talent:
Guy outside bar: "I learned to fall asleep while jacking off!"
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me
sheisred:
Jan. 1st, 2006 @ 04:34 pm What a guy!

Guy outside bar to guy walking down the street: "I'm not bailing you out of jail!"

 

Outside a bar, Tacoma, WA

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me
sheisred:
Jan. 1st, 2006 @ 04:02 pm NO! Not Mom!!
Current Mood: crazycrazy
Girl to Girl: If you're gonna eat your mom, DON'T SHARE WITH A SIBLING!!!
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dita
duckyfun:
Jan. 1st, 2006 @ 03:59 pm What do you have to do wrong for this??
Current Mood: draineddrained
Guy: I hate it when my hand goes to sleep while I'm whacking off. Of course, it makes it feel like someone else is doing it so that's cool.
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dita
duckyfun: